It might sound cliche, but my dishwasher broke and the only way to get it fixed was to give up my body! I pulled out my huge 34FF tits and let the guy suckle my huge nipples. He didn't have time to fuck, just wanted me to drop to my knees and suck his load out of him. Sometimes I get off on being used like that and this was one of those days, lol. Sucked a HUGE load out of his cock, then fingered myself to an orgasm for him! I hope my oven breaks next week!

Good thing I was wearing my protective firegear this week! I got called over for an emergency and when I broke the door down I found this poor guy with his hose on fire! It was sticking straight up in the air and bulging like a boiling water weenie. I immediately dropped to my knees and attempted to dowse the heat with my tongue. It helped but didn't cure it. I laid down and spread my legs next and had him bury his smoldering member into my love station. He grunted and I could tell it would end soon. I then pulled his searing member furiously until its hot sticky man love blasted all over my huge tits and hair. Another rescue for Wifey!

Happy New Years, All! What better way to ring in the new year than having a nice cock buried up inside of me and then making it shoot like fireworks all over my lover? I wore a hot little dress for him that really shows off my.. ahem.. 34F boobies and that was enough to make him rock hard. I wrapped my tits around his cock and tit fucked him, then had him fuck me on the couch. I finished him off with a smoking hot SLOOOOW handjob and watched his cum blast from his big throbbing cock! VERY HOT!

Merry Christmas! This year Santa sent me over as a present to my husband, who seemed to like it. He sucked on my 34F ornaments making my nipples as hard as ice. I dropped down and licked his candy cane, then mounted him on the couch. I rode him long and slow to get his load worked up then got into position so that he could flock my face with his salty eggnog. Needless to say, I ended up with a very White Christmas!

Well, I had to resort to selling my body so I could buy Hubby a decent Xmas present this year. I decided to wear a wicked pair of thigh high boots, a mini skirt and a see through t-shirt that really showed off my big jugs. The guy that called me LOVED the fact that I was willing to fuck him AND swallow his big load (what did he expect, he did call dial-a-big-titted-cumslut!). ANyway, I arrived at his place and fucked him silly, then he shocked me with his huge load!

This week was a tribute to one of my favorite sex acts- masturbation! I've always LOVED watching a man masturbate and get very turned on watching his orgasm, how his cock jerks and twitches while it's spitting out it's thick semen! I get a "birds eye view" this week!

I went to the office and was going to jerk myself off before my husband came in. He got there early and asked to film it, then decided he'd need to cum also. Of course I was all for it and he put on a fireworks show at the end- spurting his thick cum all over my face, hair and t-shirt!

How Hubby's cock sees my lips..

01/27/12 Wifey Blog

I thought this was kinda cute!  ~Wifey

Year of the Tit: Black and White

01/27/12 Wifey Blog

Normally, a magazine called "Nuts" wouldn't pique my interest.  Become a member and read the rest.

Wifey Classic: December 16th 2000

01/26/12 Wifey Blog

Short little clip from a facial that Hubby gave me the week before Christmas, in 2000. My voice sounded a little rough, I must have had a cold!! Enjoy it- I did!  ~Wifey

An evening with the Tattoogunnars..

01/26/12 Wifey Blog

As some of you regulars may remember, the illustrious "Tattoogunnar" here on our blog had an image of me tattooed on his thigh awhile back. While I was immediately flattered by the gesture, I was somewhat surprised to think a guy would actually want my face permanently attached to his leg (as opposed to his cock, lol).  Become a member and read the rest.

Wifey Humor: Ouch!

01/25/12 Wifey Blog

Yup. I had a feeling those things were painful.  Become a member and read the rest.

Wifey Guest: Shay Laren

01/23/12 Wifey Blog

What do Shay Laren and Wifey have in common?  Become a member and read the rest.

Handyman get lucky again!

01/21/12 Wifey Gallery

Well, I guess it's only fair- I made him eat my little pussy before I'd fix dinner for him last week (just kidding, I made him go down on me just cuz I love it, lol)  Become a member and read the rest.

Wifey Guest: Melissa Debling's See Through Panties

01/21/12 Wifey Blog

There are two incredibly things I find incredibly sexy about these photos. Can you guess what they are?  Become a member and read the rest.

The things I have to do to get Hubby to work around the house.. ;)

01/20/12 Wifey Blog

A few weeks ago our dishwasher stopped working (this is a true story). It just made a buzzing noise and wouldn't turn off so I called Hubby at the office and told him. He said I needed to flip the breaker and he'd fix it when he got home. He tore it apart that same night and fixed it, but left all the cover parts off and said he'd get to it the next day (uh huh...).  Become a member and read the rest.

Our "pre shoot" supplies..

01/19/12 Wifey Blog

From the intimate department at Costco  ;)  ~Wifey

Is It Wifey? Black Thong Edition

01/19/12 Wifey Blog

Did shifting the focus to the back side trip you up?  Become a member and read the rest.

Is It Wifey? Black Thong Panty Edition

01/17/12 Wifey Blog

What's harder, guessing a photo of Wifey's front or back side?  Become a member and read the rest.

Firehosed!

01/15/12 Wifey Gallery

Hi Guys! Are you all happy the holidays have finally ended? I hate to say this but I am! I'm turning into a big boobed Grinch the odler I get..  Become a member and read the rest.

Why Isn't It Sexy?

01/15/12 Wifey Blog

These photos of busty blonde nymphette Leah Francis should be incredibly sexy, but for me, there's something that turns me off.  Become a member and read the rest.

Behind the scenes: Fire Fire Fire!

01/13/12 Wifey Blog

So I can't believe that I've been selected as a volunteer here on our local fire department!  Become a member and read the rest.

Full Frontal Wifey - The Wet Edition

01/13/12 Wifey Blog

There's no question that Wifey's front is one of the best fronts around.  Become a member and read the rest.

Is It Sexy? Pin-Up Tattoo

01/11/12 Wifey Blog

Tattoos. We've heard some talk about them from time to time here at Planet Wifey.  Become a member and read the rest.

National Geographic Nudity

01/09/12 Wifey Blog

When I was a kid, before I discovered the joys of big, bare boobs, I loved National Geographic.  Become a member and read the rest.

Wifey Guest: Lucy Pinder

01/07/12 Wifey Blog

Wifey owns my favorite pair of breasts.

I can say that with confidence because I have yet to run across a pair of puppies that can truly compete with Wifey's 34f trophies. But, that doesn't mean that there aren't tits that give it a shot. Over the years, there have been a handful (get it?) of competitors that have come close to being in Wifey's league. While they were unable to take the top Wifey's topless top in my spank bank, they gave it their best shot. For me, Lucy Pinder's pair are probably second place.  Become a member and read the rest.

Wifey Humor: A Deer in the Headlights

01/05/12 Wifey Blog

You can't blame Wifey for looking like a deer in the headlights.  Become a member and read the rest.

One guy you don't want as your bartender..

01/04/12 Wifey Blog

I have to admit to being somewhat mesmerized and impressed by this guy's cocktail prowess, but not sure Hubby would want him mixing a martini for him. Whoa, what a load...  ;)  ~Wifey

Office Harassment!

01/03/12 Wifey Blog

I swear a girl can't even wear panties to the office without getting groped! As you can see I was trying to cover up a bit walking down the hallway..  Become a member and read the rest.

Year of the Tit- Holly Peers

01/03/12 Wifey Blog

With the Year of the Tit in full swing, let's meet our first big breasted lovely of the new year - Holly Peers.  Become a member and read the rest.

Full Frontal Wifey

01/01/12 Wifey Blog

Many people celebrate the new year with a little baby wearing a diaper.  Become a member and read the rest.

New Years Tugfest

12/31/11 Wifey Gallery

Happy New Years, all! Haven't worn this little dress since I was in Vegas a couple of years ago. I like it because it really shows off my nails... ;)  Become a member and read the rest.