Hi All! I went out hiking this week in search of my favorite body fluid! Yep, you guessed it- sperm! I found quite a few willing doners of their boners and one guy even let me videotape the whole proceeding of me eating! I think he was pretty shocked to see me wandering through the desert with my huge 34F tits straining out of my braless tanktop. It was a little chilly which had my nipples hard as rocks also. In other words, I kinda stood out. He happily let me drop to my knees to suck his big cock, and after I swallowed his thock load I went back to his car and masturbated for him. What a great trip!

My husband said I need to go out and get a REAL job because I've been spending too much money on shoes lately. I found one in the paper and was excited to go to the interview. The ad stated that "stacked only need apply" and that "strong oral skills and a love of semen" were a requirement to get the job. Talk about right up my alley! The boss was very forward when I arrived, grabbing my tits then fucking me on his concrete floor. I sucked him as best I could and he responded with a thick, spurting cumshot, right into my mouth and face. I really hope I get the job cuz I need some new pumps!

It might sound cliche, but my dishwasher broke and the only way to get it fixed was to give up my body! I pulled out my huge 34FF tits and let the guy suckle my huge nipples. He didn't have time to fuck, just wanted me to drop to my knees and suck his load out of him. Sometimes I get off on being used like that and this was one of those days, lol. Sucked a HUGE load out of his cock, then fingered myself to an orgasm for him! I hope my oven breaks next week!

Good thing I was wearing my protective firegear this week! I got called over for an emergency and when I broke the door down I found this poor guy with his hose on fire! It was sticking straight up in the air and bulging like a boiling water weenie. I immediately dropped to my knees and attempted to dowse the heat with my tongue. It helped but didn't cure it. I laid down and spread my legs next and had him bury his smoldering member into my love station. He grunted and I could tell it would end soon. I then pulled his searing member furiously until its hot sticky man love blasted all over my huge tits and hair. Another rescue for Wifey!

Happy New Years, All! What better way to ring in the new year than having a nice cock buried up inside of me and then making it shoot like fireworks all over my lover? I wore a hot little dress for him that really shows off my.. ahem.. 34F boobies and that was enough to make him rock hard. I wrapped my tits around his cock and tit fucked him, then had him fuck me on the couch. I finished him off with a smoking hot SLOOOOW handjob and watched his cum blast from his big throbbing cock! VERY HOT!

Merry Christmas! This year Santa sent me over as a present to my husband, who seemed to like it. He sucked on my 34F ornaments making my nipples as hard as ice. I dropped down and licked his candy cane, then mounted him on the couch. I rode him long and slow to get his load worked up then got into position so that he could flock my face with his salty eggnog. Needless to say, I ended up with a very White Christmas!

Blonde in Soft Light

02/08/12 Wifey Blog

And speaking of glamour...

These shots of a lovely topless lass from London share a few of the qualites I was talking about in my last post. One of the things I love about Hubby's photographic studies (because, you know, he does it for the good of science!) is his lighting. Unlike so many stage, lifeless photoshoots, Hubby is able to capture the elegance, sophistication and believable woman quality that Wifey evokes in her photos. A huge part of that is the natural lighting in many of her photos. Whether its a soft lit silhouette at the window or a fully exposed full frontal by the pool, Hubby has a knack for capturing an exquisite moment of Wifey nudity in its natural state.  Become a member and read the rest.

Wow, this guy really ate his Wheaties..

02/07/12 Wifey Blog

The human sperm pump- the guy's impressive in that respect! I wonder how long it had been since he last shot his load? This was a pretty hot cumshot I thought (pointed out to me by one of our members).  Become a member and read the rest.

Wifey Glamour - Ready for Bed

02/06/12 Wifey Blog

I thought it might be nice to start a new post series that dealt solely with Wifey's beauty.  Become a member and read the rest.

Jizz Hike

02/05/12 Wifey Gallery

Quick little hike out to get my Superbowl snack (haha). Gorgeous day out in the desert, about 70 degrees with just enough of a slight breeze to keep my nipples hard. Hub loved the tanktop, that filthy perv (I say that with the utmost respect to all you filthy pervs, lol)  Become a member and read the rest.

Busty Blonde Outdoors

02/04/12 Wifey Blog

Sounds like the set up for a Wifey pictorial, doesn't it?  Become a member and read the rest.

I'm afraid it's the truth..

02/03/12 Wifey Blog

Hub found this on Facebook, I thought it was pretty appropriate!    ~Wifey

Wifey Classic: July 12th 2004

02/03/12 Wifey Blog

This was a scene we shot back on July 12th 2004. Very hot out- I remember that! Hub re edited and uploaded in higher quality than the Gallery version. This had a great facial ending, he really blasted my eyes in this.. Enjoy!  ~Wifey

The Shy Desert Swallow

02/02/12 Wifey Blog

I just got back from a hiking trip out searching for the elusive "Desert Swallow", a rare bird indeed around these parts. Luckily for Hub it made a brief appearance and I have the video to prove it!! Cumming up soon..  ~Wifey

Year of the Tit: Anya Zenkova

02/02/12 Wifey Blog

This installment of YOTT keep it simple.

Beautiful babe. Enormous boobs. Tiny panties. How can you go wrong? The short answer is that you can't! Anya's engorged Eastern European E-cups are the immediate focus of this particular set of topless photos. But once you spend about half an hour adjusting to the incredible size of her Caucasus Mountains on her pert petite frame, you start to notice other details. Like her giant areaolas, flat tummy and beautiful eyes. But my eyes keep roaming south to gaze longingly across the vast expanse of her chest flesh. And you can't resist whats going on in photos 04 and 05. Those glorious orbs seen from below is quite a sight.  Become a member and read the rest.

Hot or Not? v4

02/01/12 Wifey Blog

Time for another edition of Hot or Not!

More images that I've found around the net that turn me on for one reason or another..  :) The one below is something I haven't seen very often. Actually I'm not sure if I remember EVER seeing a woman being serviced by another woman and a man at the same time. In any event, I'd certainly like to be in her position, I'll bet it feels good!   Become a member and read the rest.

Earn My Pay

01/31/12 Wifey Gallery

Well as many of you know, the economy continues to move along like a slug but I need new shoes, dammit!  ;) So, Hub told me I needed to go out and get a REAL job. I looked through the paper and finally got this interview.  Become a member and read the rest.

Is It Wifey? Silhouette Answer

01/31/12 Wifey Blog

You already knew this, but....

this isn't a photo of Wifey. But you have to admit, the setting, the lighting and part of the shape are certainly similar enough to be considered Wifeyesque, don't you think?  Become a member and read the rest.

Behind the scenes: Recession Skills

01/29/12 Wifey Blog

One thing I've learned in this pesky recession is that I have to keep my job skills up. A woman has to be the jack of all trades in this economy and this week I put my multitude of "skillz" on display for the boss I'm interviewing for. Good thing I went in hungry cuz my god he filled my mouth this week! Up soon..  ;)  ~Wifey  Become a member and read the rest.

Is It Wifey? Silhouette

01/29/12 Wifey Blog

Bright, natural lighting.

Silhouetted profile shot. Plush white robe left slightly open to allow you to gaze longingly at her long, lean shape.

How Hubby's cock sees my lips..

01/27/12 Wifey Blog

I thought this was kinda cute!  ~Wifey

Year of the Tit: Black and White

01/27/12 Wifey Blog

Normally, a magazine called "Nuts" wouldn't pique my interest.  Become a member and read the rest.

Wifey Classic: December 16th 2000

01/26/12 Wifey Blog

Short little clip from a facial that Hubby gave me the week before Christmas, in 2000. My voice sounded a little rough, I must have had a cold!! Enjoy it- I did!  ~Wifey

An evening with the Tattoogunnars..

01/26/12 Wifey Blog

As some of you regulars may remember, the illustrious "Tattoogunnar" here on our blog had an image of me tattooed on his thigh awhile back. While I was immediately flattered by the gesture, I was somewhat surprised to think a guy would actually want my face permanently attached to his leg (as opposed to his cock, lol).  Become a member and read the rest.

Wifey Humor: Ouch!

01/25/12 Wifey Blog

Yup. I had a feeling those things were painful.  Become a member and read the rest.

Wifey Guest: Shay Laren

01/23/12 Wifey Blog

What do Shay Laren and Wifey have in common?  Become a member and read the rest.

Handyman get lucky again!

01/21/12 Wifey Gallery

Well, I guess it's only fair- I made him eat my little pussy before I'd fix dinner for him last week (just kidding, I made him go down on me just cuz I love it, lol)  Become a member and read the rest.

Wifey Guest: Melissa Debling's See Through Panties

01/21/12 Wifey Blog

There are two incredibly things I find incredibly sexy about these photos. Can you guess what they are?  Become a member and read the rest.

The things I have to do to get Hubby to work around the house.. ;)

01/20/12 Wifey Blog

A few weeks ago our dishwasher stopped working (this is a true story). It just made a buzzing noise and wouldn't turn off so I called Hubby at the office and told him. He said I needed to flip the breaker and he'd fix it when he got home. He tore it apart that same night and fixed it, but left all the cover parts off and said he'd get to it the next day (uh huh...).  Become a member and read the rest.

Our "pre shoot" supplies..

01/19/12 Wifey Blog

From the intimate department at Costco  ;)  ~Wifey

Is It Wifey? Black Thong Edition

01/19/12 Wifey Blog

Did shifting the focus to the back side trip you up?  Become a member and read the rest.